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Jess, from Bristol, had a cry in the airport toilet after she found out the singer's Vienna gig was cancelled.

Swiftie coping method #24: Cry in an airport toilet
 
On August 7, the day the concerts were cancelled, Austrian ticket agency oeticket and concert promoter Barracuda Music announced that "all tickets will be automatically refunded within the next 10 working days.” StubHub issued this statement:

“All StubHub ticket holders will be notified via email immediately. We will immediately provide StubHub ticket buyers with a 120% voucher toward another purchase, in line with our event cancellation policy and our FanProtect Guarantee. Buyers who prefer a 100% cash refund can make the request directly in their StubHub wallet.” Maybe Taylor's fans will want to see Ed Sheeran or the Saturday Night Fever musical.

 
I did one of those 150% credits with Ticketmaster and a venue here in Toronto with a covid cancellation. Worked out good as I got to see 1.5 more shows. I don't think they are as generous now. I could have opted for straight refund on the card I billed it on of course.
 
There are a lot more layers to that onion.
The license plate says BOY & DOG.
The side of the car says "LICE" (Former police car.)
The driver looks like Ned Flanders and Jeffrey Dahmer had a love child.
And the bull obviously gets car sick. Did you see how much shit was smeared down the back of that car?
 
I thought that it was a brilliant attack.
The followup attack where they blew up their walkie-talkies at the first guys funerals because they knew they would be using them after they ditched their pagers was priceless.

What's next? Exploding messenger pigeons?
 
That fine of 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rubles isn't as bad as it sounds. Right now a ruble is equal to $0.0102752. In U.S. dollars, the fine is only $194,643,410,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
 
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