Mom/Dad of the Year Awards

[HecticArt]

He should have taken the trash out the first time they asked him.

 

[scotchandcigar]

You know, some of these serial murderers are quite clever. But these parents were the opposite.

 

[Channel98]

It's too bad he couldn't have accidentally shot himself.

Man gets 100 years in prison for accidentally killing his 8-year-old daughter while trying to shoot his 18-year-old son

Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Tony Valez, 66, flew into a rage when he thought he was being evicted from his home, authorities said.

people.com

 

[JHDK]

Well at least it was an accident.

And indiscriminately shooting when getting evicted seems totally rational to me.

 

[Channel98]

Shot and killed her two sons in Bullitt County. There is probably a joke there – but it's way too soon.

Mother calls fatal shooting of 2 young sons a "stupid" accident: Sheriff

Maurice Baker Jr., 6, and Jayden Howard, 9, were killed in the shooting last week, and the mother said it was an accident, according to police.

www.newsweek.com

 

[sadchild]

Not guilty? Suspended sentence?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Accident? Were they killed accidentally with the same bullet? Hard to think the second one would be an accident if not.

 

[HecticArt]

Not guilty? Suspended sentence?

Is makeup allowed in court?