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JHDK

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I think I've pretty well documented that Athena is a monster attack cat and that's kinda why I love her. I don't want my beasts taking shit from their human overlords. She's a small lioness.

But as an older girl (she'll be 12 this year...wow I've had her a long time, since she was like 8 weeks old) she's getting way sweeter. She jumps in bed with me almost every night and yesterday she sat with me for like 2 hours on my easy chair. That was a first. She's still not afraid to let her disapproval be known with an attack cat scratch but it's a nice change of pace in her old age. Also as an old girl she has liver spots on her ears...it's cute.
 
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JHDK

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Tali seems to be growing straight up.

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From your history of posts I'm pretty sure I can figure out your exact Maine address. Just a heads-up, I'm going to dognap Tali and spend the rest of my life rubbing its belly. I know you and Mrs. Scotch will be sad, but know she will have a happy home in a FL condo. I want to also steal Penny but I don't want to devastate your family beyond all repair. You're welcome for my kindness.
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing

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From your history of posts I'm pretty sure I can figure out your exact Maine address. Just a heads-up, I'm going to dognap Tali and spend the rest of my life rubbing its belly. I know you and Mrs. Scotch will be sad, but know she will have a happy home in a FL condo. I want to also steal Penny but I don't want to devastate your family beyond all repair. You're welcome for my kindness.
Your cat will be thrilled.
 
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HecticArt

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But as an older girl (she'll be 12 this year...wow I've had her a long time, since she was like 8 weeks old) she's getting way sweeter.
She's lulling you into a false sense of security so that you let your guard down.
Then one morning you'll wake up dead.
Just a heads-up, I'm going to dognap Tali and spend the rest of my life rubbing its belly.
You just drove the last nail in your own coffin.
She reads your internet history when you're away at Disney.......

It's been good knowing you.
 

JHDK

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Then one morning you'll wake up dead

HA!

That made me laugh. If I wake up dead at least I know Athena has like 200 lbs of flesh and blood to eat. That should keep her alive for probably a few months.
 

JHDK

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you guys ever blow a dog whistle? they're cool. they make animals come to you. athena listened to it. she never listens to me.

fun.
 

JHDK

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Not sure how it took me nearly 12 years to notice this but cats pretty much have the same ears as mice.

gross.

I don't want to pet a big mouse ear (except Mickey). And she loves it when I dig in her ear. Yuck.

But on the other hand they are really cute and I like to do it and say "cat ear rub" while I'm doing it.

Hmm...I need to reevaluate things.

If you haven't surmised this by now, I'm pretty much a modern day Socrates with my astounding insights into the current daily life of man.
 

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The other weekend, we visited friends who had a pool with a day-cover on (it was in the low 70s). The dogs like running on the day cover, because it makes the water puddle up. Penny and Talia enjoyed the day.

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JHDK

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That's a day cover?

It looks like they had to push the springs into the surrounding pool concrete area. That was way more than a day job when I had a pool back in PA.

And I'm in love w/your pups and will likely dognap them at some point. Keep your head on a swivel bro.