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Channel98

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Tonight I watched the 1973 Columbo episode "Lovely But Lethal" on Me-TV. In one scene, a cosmetics company chemist (played by Martin Sheen) was fixing a cocktail for his boss (played by Vera Miles). The closed-captioning was on – and the spoken word "cocktail" was shown as "XXXXtail." I wonder what George Carlin would have said about that.

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scotchandcigar

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"I like a serious attitude on the plane, especially on the “flight deck” which is the latest euphemism for “COCKPIT!!!” Can’t imagine why they wouldn’t want to use a lovely word like “COCKPIT” can you? Especially with all those stewardesses going in and out of it all the time!"
 
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scotchandcigar

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This is a bottle of disinfecting wipes we bought

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Who came up with "Pacific Breeze"? It has a strong coconut smell. There's no "breeze" coming through. Not pacific, or atlantic, or caribbean, or gulf, or mountain. Is there someone actually formulating a scent that's specifically of a pacific breeze?

Oh, and here's a warning on the container

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Violation of federal law. That means they can throw you into a federal penitentiary if you wipe your hands with it. Imagine sharing a prison cell with terrorists and murderers and drug lords.
"And what are you in for?"
- "Misusing a disinfecting wipe"
"What scent?"
- "Pacific Breeze & Coconut"
"Oh, that's a nice one!"
 
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Aaron

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You might end up in prison with this guy, who removed the Do Not Remove label that they put on mattresses.

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scotchandcigar

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I meant to post this last night. I went to college at an Institute of Technology. The male/female ratio was 10:1. We called the girls "Tech Chicks", and maybe 3 of them were attractive.

Last night on the Jeopardy College tournament, these were the 2 female contestants

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They both lost to a guy, but they did well. Not what I would expect of Jeopardy girls.
 
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JHDK

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having a girl name sucks.

i don't want to be a socialist european but that's the only place it would be normal. stupid netherlands. go fuck yourself and you dumb water all over the place.

guess im destined to be a girl named american.
 
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JHDK

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isn't this america?

I know you're gonna have to get tough or die.
 
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JHDK

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what's your worst secret?

i'm pretty sure i'm never gonna find love and if i do i will never be able to live up to my dad.

shit hurts. i like to think about football better.
 

HecticArt

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It’s going to be OK Koop.
The world sucks more than it usually does, and will for a while longer, but it’ll get better.
You'll find a dame. Look for one with a name like Sam, Jamie, Drew, or Wolf. Just make sure they don’t have an Adam’s apple. NTTAWWT.

Oh, and stay off the booze for a while.
 
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