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Hey thanks for asking. She's doing well. Got a belly full of cat treats. She makes me happy.
Also, I really like petting her belly. She kinda doesn't dig it though.
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I thought Drunk Uncle was the only person who didn't understand Venmo. I stand corrected.
It's how everyone pays everyone else. It could be a business or people. It's a way for anyone to transfer money.
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I guess I'm out of touch. I just learned that I can tap my credit card on the machine instead of swiping or inserting. I was excited about that.
Oh, and don't be a jerk.
Sometimes (kinda often) I run out of soap and use shampoo all over to clean up. One time I used laundry soap. Soap is soap right..stop being a fancy man.
My balls are def. not gonna get dandruff. Thanks Pert Plus. Great hair no fuss dorks.
My balls are def. not gonna get dandruff. Thanks Pert Plus. Great hair no fuss dorks.
Laundry detergent is completely different from soap. It could kill you, but I'm not going to do the research. It's like how ammonia and bleach are both household cleaners, but mixed together they're deadly.
Shampoo has stuff your hair needs, aside from the soap.
It's an expensive substitute for soap, but at least it'll keep you from smelling worst than the cat-box.
This doesn't really belong in the Dumb Dodo thread. Do we have an "Accidents will happen" thread?
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A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet
A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.
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Classic case of premature ejection. Happens to the best of us.This doesn't really belong in the Dumb Dodo thread. Do we have an "Accidents will happen" thread?
A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet
A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.
On April 5 here – little did I know my wife would die in her sleep the following morning – I wrote that the closed-captioning on a Columbo episode showed "cocktail" as "XXXXtail." I just watched the episode Double Exposure that I recorded last night. Robert Culp's character says, "I hired a private detective because I got suspicious." The closed-captioning showed that last word as "suXXXXious." I'm guessing those same X's appear every time Dick Martin's first name is mentioned on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.
That’s why I didn’t want to do a solo free-fall when I went skydiving.This doesn't really belong in the Dumb Dodo thread. Do we have an "Accidents will happen" thread?
A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet
A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.
I jumped twice with a static line. They said I was doing good and should do my next jump free-fall. That’s where you are responsible our pulling your own rip-cord. (I know how that sounds Koop....) Anyway, I figured that I would be like the guy in that jet. I’d start pulling at anything I could get my hands on hoping it would deploy the parachute. I pictured myself splattered on the ground half naked after unbuckling my harness and half of my clothes. Twice was enough. Never felt the need to go skydiving again.
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Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
I was surprised he lived.This doesn't really belong in the Dumb Dodo thread. Do we have an "Accidents will happen" thread?
A 64-year-old man accidentally ejected himself from a fighter jet at 2,500 feet
A surprise company outing to an air base caused a 64-year-old French man so much stress that he flung himself from a fighter jet in mid-air, grabbing the ejector button in a panic and tumbling through the skies above France before landing in a field.
Amy Schumer changed her son's name because it sounded like 'genital'
Amy Schumer just saved her kid years of teasing. The comedic actress revealed on the latest episode of her podcast that she and her husband officially changed her toddler's name after realizing that it sounded like "genital."
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Haha, at least "Jan" is better then genitals. Just barely though.
Good news for my eventual son though is that our family tradition is to name the kid after the grandfather, so my kid will be a Hendrik. At least that's spelled the way it sounds and can be a "Henry" or "Harry" or "Henk" for short. All my dad's work friends called him "Henk".
Good news for my eventual son though is that our family tradition is to name the kid after the grandfather, so my kid will be a Hendrik. At least that's spelled the way it sounds and can be a "Henry" or "Harry" or "Henk" for short. All my dad's work friends called him "Henk".