The Random Post Thread

[scotchandcigar]

Here in California, we vote "yes" or "no" on ballot measures. In Maine, they vote "ayuh" or "nah."

Guide To Maine Slang, Local Humor, And Wicked Funny Words

Maine is a far east place, Down East they say - but it's not down at all, it's up in the Northeastern US corner, practically in Canaduh as they say. Maine is

www.visitmaine.net

Downeast is named so because it's down the eastern coast from the western mountains. They failed to mention the northernmost county in Maine, referred to simply as "The County".

There are many other problems with that article, such as the association of several Massachusetts things to Maine. But yes, Reny's is the place to buy your Carhartt.

 

[sadchild]

Everything I needed to know about Maine I learned from Bob Marley.

No not that Bob Marley. This Bob Marley.

 

[Jon]

In Colorado, It's Hemp picking season!

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/15/1199624452/apple-picking-season-in-colorado-you-can-pick-your-own-hemp?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=nprnews&utm_campaign=npr&utm_medium=social

 

[HecticArt]

Load the kids into the minivan, and pack a picnic basket with Cheetos and Little Debbies, it's weed pickin season!!!!

 

[scotchandcigar]

@sadchild - WwF: Wow, what a close game! Sorry dude.

I almost fell back out of my chair.

 

[sadchild]

You must be in a different time zone. The game hasn't ended for me yet. Still waiting for your move.

 

[scotchandcigar]

You must be in a different time zone. The game hasn't ended for me yet. Still waiting for your move.

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Well then I have a premonition you're not going to like...

 

[JHDK]

The Latest Viral TikTok Trend Is People Tying Hot Dogs Around Their Waist And Trying To Catch Them In Their Mouths

Usually I hear about a TikTok trend weeks if not months after it was actually trending and wonder how the fuck something so stupid ever made its way onto the internet thanks to an app that is simply a...

www.barstoolsports.com

Well these are some of the greatest tiktok videos ever created.

For some reason the videos with dudes attempting the challenge are simply nowhere near as entertaining. I can't seem to figure out why.

 

[JHDK]

I may have made some really bad decisions in life but at least I can sleep well at night knowing I will never be referred to as a "Bigfoot expert".

Expert says pair who spotted Bigfoot 'probably saw a guy in a suit'

A Bigfoot expert has revealed the couple who claimed they spotted the mythological creature in Colorado probably saw a guy in a suit.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[HecticArt]

I have big feet.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I have big feet.

 

[JHDK]

This should go in a Christmas thread but Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet so I can't make the Christmas 2023 thread. That's just how the law works.

OMG guys. I was at Walmart this morning and now I have to buy this:

Robot or human?

It's 5 foot 8! Basically a life sized black Santa! They had a white Santa too but who wants that? And it's only $99! I am not joking I really think I'm going to go get this thing. Breaking it out every year will be a delightful new tradition that starts now.

 

[scotchandcigar]

The good news is that after Christmas, you'll know where to store it.

 

[HecticArt]

They can’t sell those in L.A..
The cops keep shooting them…..

 

[MadisonRadio1]

I had a nice time today going to this bowl game; The Culver's Bowl in my own home town

Augustana to Play Wisconsin-Platteville in Culver's Isthmus Bowl

SUN PRAIRIE, Wis. -- The Augustana Vikings football team has been selected to compete in the third annual Culver's Isthmus Bowl on Saturday, November 18, the bowl organization announced Sunday afternoon. The Vikings will take on the UW-Platteville Pioneers at 2 p.m. from Bank of Sun Prairie Stadium.

cciw.org

I have now gone to the Rose, Citrus, Outback and now the Culver's Bowl

 

[Channel98]

Every day I get at least 20 emails that are obvious scams. In the past week I've gotten several emails that say "YOUR SIRIUSXM ACCOUNT IS EXPIRING." – each one from a different sender, of course. Today I got these:

VIRUS DETECED!

Your oder is out for delivery

I just deteced that I do not have an oder out for delivery. They can't fool me!

 

[Listener]

I get a lot of e-mails that say "2nd attempt" or "We are unable to deliver your package" or "Please confirm your shipping address." They are all scams.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I don't know why, but I don't really get spam. Wait, let me correct that. I don't see any spam. If I go into my spam folder, there's a daily stream of emails that get sent right there. I just don't ever have to see it.

 

[sadchild]

I keep getting the one that says "Click here to enlarge your penis". I wish my wife would stop forwarding them to me.

Badumtish!

 

[Listener]

I have gotten several e-mails that say "We have a buyer for your timeshare." I do not own a timeshare.