The Random Post Thread

[JHDK]

So Mister JHDK is now bald like Dwayne Johnson, Ed Harris, Vin Diesel and Ben Kingsley.

Ben was Gandhi so can't go wrong there.

There are always 2 approaches to hair loss. The Captain Kirk approach -- toupees -- or the Captain Picard approach.

Hahahahaha that is genius. But never go full Picard. Thus the close buzz.

You forgot the presidential combover.

What do you think Trump's hair looks like when he gets out of the shower? Do you think he just has a very long horseshoe that he combs over to make his hair? I don't think it's that bad but it's somewhere in that area

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I prefer not to think of what Trump looks like in the shower.

 

[JHDK]

I prefer not to think of what Trump looks like in the shower.

That's the only porn I've been able to beat off to since 2016. Animated trump shower fan fic. I'm just being patriotic.

 

[scotchandcigar]

we can't have nice things.

 

[HecticArt]

we can't have nice things.

I've missed that reply.

 

[Channel98]

We can't have nice newspapers either. Another one bites the dust. The Santa Barbara News-Press, originally the Santa Barbara Gazette, began publishing on May 24, 1855 and was the oldest daily newspaper in California.

Santa Barbara News-Press declares bankruptcy, ceases publication after more than 150 years

The Pulitzer Prize-winning Santa Barbara News-Press has declared bankruptcy and ceased publication after more than 150 years of newsgathering.

news.yahoo.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I suspect the first of many.

 

[JHDK]

Well I had a mini Karen experience yesterday. I was at Ross dress for less because I love that store and it's awesome. I was buying some shoes and socks and I was in line and there's always a long line and the two people directly in front of me got into it. It was this petite Spanish looking grandma and this white lady who kind of looked like me but was 5'4 and in her 50s.

Anyway, the grandma had a cart and was behind the white lady and after like 5 minutes in line or so the white lady turned around and said: can you please give me some space you're hitting me with the cart. She never once touched the fatty with the cart.

So at first I just ignored it because I didn't want any part of the bullshit. But then the lady behind me decided to step in and was like come on. What are you talking about she didn't touch you. And the fat girl didn't take super kindly to that and was like I was only asking for my space. I was asking politely. So then at that point I chimed in and I said if that's what your polite in public is I can only imagine what a delight you are at home. She didn't love that and then she just turned around and the little Spanish lady gave her like a ton of space.

And then I was talking to the grandma and I was like hey now I kind of want you to ram her with the cart. The grandma got a kick out of that.

 

[JHDK]

Have you guys seen this Cunk lady? She's like the British borat. And all the people she interviews are totally unsuspecting of her stupid fucking questions that are hilarious.



Also, I've recently got into those like react channels. I like this guy asmongold.

 

[Jon]

Found this online, a body suit that takes your exact measurements and adds them to an app on your phone. Looks expensive but it's only $98.00. I may have to try this.

ZOZOSUIT & App

Available for both iOS and Android Free Subscription & Unlimited Scans with the Purchase of the ZOZOSUIT Free Shipping within the United States 45-Day Satisfaction Guarantee 1 Year Warranty for the ZOZOSUIT

zozofit.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Found this online, a body suit that takes your exact measurements and adds them to an app on your phone. Looks expensive but it's only $98.00. I may have to try this.

ZOZOSUIT & App

Available for both iOS and Android Free Subscription & Unlimited Scans with the Purchase of the ZOZOSUIT Free Shipping within the United States 45-Day Satisfaction Guarantee 1 Year Warranty for the ZOZOSUIT

zozofit.com

Makes me think of this:

 

[sadchild]

Last night at practice our singer presented some lyrics for a song the other guitarist is writing.

I'm an acid queen, I'm a bitter bitch
No satin bows, no candy lips
If there's beauty in pain
Then I'll always be the prettiest
No one can harbor hate like me
No one can hold a grudge like me
No one can speak your mind like me
No one can spew venom like me
I am THAT bitch
I'm savage

I told her sometimes I write lyrics that I feel are deep, personal and original and other times I write lyrics that are intended for the audience to relate to (I'm catering to them). I said all of her other lyrics are the former and these are the latter. She said "I don't want to be cliche". I said "I hear I'm That Bitch everywhere." She said she wasn't aware of it, so I gathered up a few examples of "I'm That Bitch" in today's music.

Since I went through the work, figured I'd share it here too for the hell of it. #randompost

Cardi B:
Now I got up on my shit
Walk around like I'm that bitch
Lookin' like I caught a lick
Since Day 1, I've been that bitch
My ex told me I was never gon' be shit
Lookie, lookie now, lookie now, I'm that bitch

Beyonce:
Ego so big, you must admit
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch

Nicki Minaj:
He copping that Valentino, ain't no telling me "no"
I'm that bitch, and he know, he know

Megan Thee Stallion:
I'm that bitch (Yeah)
Been that bitch, still that bitch (Ah)
Will forever be that bitch (Forever be that bitch)
Yeah (Ayy, ah)
Fuck it, bitch, I'm not nice, I'm the shit
I'm done with bein' humble 'cause I know that I'm that bitch

Iggy Azalea:
Red light, yellow light, green light, switch
This is 'bout that time you recognize that I'm that bitch

ASAP Ferg:
You was hatin' when I was comin' up
You fake bitch, you need to woman up
You a wack bitch, you a rat bitch
And I’m that bitch, just to sum it up

Tinashe:
Baby, I'm that bitch, oh, oh
Don't be too proud to admit that you need me

Rico Nasty:
Gang! I don't really care what you bitches do!
Woah! I'm that bitch, shawty, who are you?

Ice Spice:
I'm the shit, I'm that bitch, I'm Miss Poopie
Juice in my cup got me feelin' real loopy

BIA & Timbaland:
The way I put that shit on, I be throwin' fits
I'm that, I'm that bitch (Yeah)

Rico Nasty:
I-I'm that bitch, he can see it in my face
Freak bitch, he can see it in my face

Eve & Ludacris:
So when I'm in the club, your chicks get jealous
Cause I'm that bitch and still keep a mean fetish

Zebra Katz:
I'ma school that bitch
I'ma take that bitch to college
I'ma give that bitch some knowledge
I'ma read that bitch
I'm that bitch

Jhene Aiko & Schoolboy Q:
Real go-getter and I'm that bitch
So you better come get her

Jhene Aido & Ty Dolla Sign:
Yeah, I'm that bitch and I know it (And I know it)
And I don't even need nobody else to notice

City Girls:
I'm that bitch, but I am not yo' bitch
Don't get in your feelings when I call shit quits
City Girls, 'bout to hang out (Hang out)
I'm that bitch you can't doubt (Period)

Snow Tha Product:
I'm a motherfuckin' Mexican, I'm built for this shit
What these motherfuckers thought that I forgot I'm that bitch?

 

[JHDK]

Makes me think of this:

Didn't we all as a civilized society collectively decide to forget that for a year there in like 1997 we all got into swing like it was the fucking 1920s. It was a shameful year and we should never talk about it again.

Jesus Christ. I'm not one to shy away from crude jokes but their band name was the cherry popping daddies. That's the epitome of cringe. So gross.

 

[JHDK]

Last night at practice our singer presented some lyrics for a song the other guitarist is writing.

I'm an acid queen, I'm a bitter bitch
No satin bows, no candy lips
If there's beauty in pain
Then I'll always be the prettiest
No one can harbor hate like me
No one can hold a grudge like me
No one can speak your mind like me
No one can spew venom like me
I am THAT bitch
I'm savage

I told her sometimes I write lyrics that I feel are deep, personal and original and other times I write lyrics that are intended for the audience to relate to (I'm catering to them). I said all of her other lyrics are the former and these are the latter. She said "I don't want to be cliche". I said "I hear I'm That Bitch everywhere." She said she wasn't aware of it, so I gathered up a few examples of "I'm That Bitch" in today's music.

Since I went through the work, figured I'd share it here too for the hell of it. #randompost

Cardi B:
Now I got up on my shit
Walk around like I'm that bitch
Lookin' like I caught a lick
Since Day 1, I've been that bitch
My ex told me I was never gon' be shit
Lookie, lookie now, lookie now, I'm that bitch

Beyonce:
Ego so big, you must admit
I got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch

Nicki Minaj:
He copping that Valentino, ain't no telling me "no"
I'm that bitch, and he know, he know

Megan Thee Stallion:
I'm that bitch (Yeah)
Been that bitch, still that bitch (Ah)
Will forever be that bitch (Forever be that bitch)
Yeah (Ayy, ah)
Fuck it, bitch, I'm not nice, I'm the shit
I'm done with bein' humble 'cause I know that I'm that bitch

Iggy Azalea:
Red light, yellow light, green light, switch
This is 'bout that time you recognize that I'm that bitch

ASAP Ferg:
You was hatin' when I was comin' up
You fake bitch, you need to woman up
You a wack bitch, you a rat bitch
And I’m that bitch, just to sum it up

Tinashe:
Baby, I'm that bitch, oh, oh
Don't be too proud to admit that you need me

Rico Nasty:
Gang! I don't really care what you bitches do!
Woah! I'm that bitch, shawty, who are you?

Ice Spice:
I'm the shit, I'm that bitch, I'm Miss Poopie
Juice in my cup got me feelin' real loopy

BIA & Timbaland:
The way I put that shit on, I be throwin' fits
I'm that, I'm that bitch (Yeah)

Rico Nasty:
I-I'm that bitch, he can see it in my face
Freak bitch, he can see it in my face

Eve & Ludacris:
So when I'm in the club, your chicks get jealous
Cause I'm that bitch and still keep a mean fetish

Zebra Katz:
I'ma school that bitch
I'ma take that bitch to college
I'ma give that bitch some knowledge
I'ma read that bitch
I'm that bitch

Jhene Aiko & Schoolboy Q:
Real go-getter and I'm that bitch
So you better come get her

Jhene Aido & Ty Dolla Sign:
Yeah, I'm that bitch and I know it (And I know it)
And I don't even need nobody else to notice

City Girls:
I'm that bitch, but I am not yo' bitch
Don't get in your feelings when I call shit quits
City Girls, 'bout to hang out (Hang out)
I'm that bitch you can't doubt (Period)

Snow Tha Product:
I'm a motherfuckin' Mexican, I'm built for this shit
What these motherfuckers thought that I forgot I'm that bitch?

Let's hear some audio. Last time you posted a song it was kick ass.

So am I that bitch for asking?

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Didn't we all as a civilized society collectively decide to forget that for a year there in like 1997 we all got into swing like it was the fucking 1920s. It was a shameful year and we should never talk about it again.

Jesus Christ. I'm not one to shy away from crude jokes but their band name was the cherry popping daddies. That's the epitome of cringe. So gross.

That probably could go into the bad band name thread.

 

[sadchild]

Let's hear some audio. Last time you posted a song it was kick ass.

Thanks! I don't have audio of this particular song but we do have another new finished song I forgot to post here!

 

[HecticArt]

Cool! Dark and brooding!

I've never managed to finish writing an song let alone an entire EP.
Rock on Sad.

 

[Channel98]

SiriusXM's The Groove channel just played Barbara Mason's Another Man. I hadn't heard it before. It was her final R&B hit, reaching #68 in February 1984. "He looked very normal till I opened my eyes. The man I loved and married loves another guy." Wooh! Poor baby!

 

[JHDK]

Thanks! I don't have audio of this particular song but we do have another new finished song I forgot to post here!

Fuck dude, you did it again. What instrument do you play again? Also what would you call the genre? Metal hard rock mix? That's usually not what I'm into...I like that hippie jam band shit but both songs you've shared now are bangers. Like Id totally hit the thumbs up on Amazon music if that came up and I had no idea it was made by a person I actually know. Then it would just be part of my channel in perpetuity.

And once again If this was terrible I just wouldn't say anything. If it was average I would have fun busting your balls about that. I think the mix of the hard rock and the girl's great vocals kind of make it appeal into somebody like me who isn't typically into that type of stuff.

You should start a thread of just your music. Because Id definitely enjoy referring back to it from time to time.

Also, I totally want to do sex things with that lead singer of yours, but I assume she's out of my league so I'll settle for you.

 

[HecticArt]

I assume she's out of my league so I'll settle for you.

Koop = Resident DRC man-whore.