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That's a bad pic of Vance.....she's way hotter.
I don't get the joke but I'll play the game.
Kill the couch, fuck Mrs. Vance and obviously marry the Pope.
If you're married to the Pope you're married to the dude that Catholics believe can literally speak to God. Like when he says "Hey God" God says "What's up Franny?" And only he can hear it. I'm not sure if that's true but I know they think that everything the Pope does is cause the Holy Spirit told him it was the right thing to do. And the Holy Spirit is another name for God more or less. I've prayed before, the Holy Spirit (AKA God) never straight up gives me answers. I have to interpret vague signs and think about them. Thinking sucks. If there's even a 0.0000000001% chance that shit is true for the Pope I want to be married to that guy.
I don't get the joke but I'll play the game.
Kill the couch, fuck Mrs. Vance and obviously marry the Pope.
If you're married to the Pope you're married to the dude that Catholics believe can literally speak to God. Like when he says "Hey God" God says "What's up Franny?" And only he can hear it. I'm not sure if that's true but I know they think that everything the Pope does is cause the Holy Spirit told him it was the right thing to do. And the Holy Spirit is another name for God more or less. I've prayed before, the Holy Spirit (AKA God) never straight up gives me answers. I have to interpret vague signs and think about them. Thinking sucks. If there's even a 0.0000000001% chance that shit is true for the Pope I want to be married to that guy.
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About the Pope? Yea but not really.
I'm pretty sure Catholics believe every action he makes is guided by the Holy Spirit. He's as close to Divine as a human can possibly be.
That's why I edited the post to add that.
I really don't get the joke about a couch, Mrs. Vance and the Pope..
Ohhhh...I'm close now. He married the middle pic and the joke is he killed the Pope since he met with him a couple days before he died.
But how did he fuck a couch....Is that in his book or something like when he was a teen?
He met with the Pope on the eve of his death. And yes, the couch fucking was in his book.
Oh shit that's hilarious. And also a good guess by me. Everyone should acknowledge that. hahaha. I really didn't know.
I bought Hillbilly Elegy on my Kindle when he was announced at the convention but I have yet to start it. Now I'm looking forward to the couch fucking part.
Also, every single protest against either Trump or anyone else in the administration should just be like a drawing of a penis and a drawing of a couch with like the Ghostbusters circle and line through it. I mean come on, that's funny.
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It was thoroughly discussed on Howard Stern. It's practically common knowledge now.
Oh good God I can make jokes about this all day long. I can't believe I didn't know this. You think when he goes into the oval Office and Trump isn't there yet. He goes to the couch to the side and in front of the resolute desk and like rubs the back of his hand against it's cushions and says something like "it's been a long time old friend".
I'm sure Howard had a field day with it but I stopped listening back in 2016.
I’m geeking out here. Just taught myself to create a macro in excel. Anyone here has done that?
It works fine except for when I tried to include a pivot table, then the thing started to bug out because it’s referencing the original spreadsheet that I used for making the macro when I want it to refer to the active sheet. So then ChatGPT was really trying to help me fix the code, but I’m not a coder, and why do I have to rewrite code for this.
It works fine except for when I tried to include a pivot table, then the thing started to bug out because it’s referencing the original spreadsheet that I used for making the macro when I want it to refer to the active sheet. So then ChatGPT was really trying to help me fix the code, but I’m not a coder, and why do I have to rewrite code for this.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
I last used an Excel Macro in the 90s. It was written in Visual Basic. I really haven't given them any more thought until you just mentioned it hence my comment.
I’ve gotten it to do some tricks, and used a couple of simple macros, but Excel is a pain in the ass to do some of the fancy stuff with.
All of our monthly program reviews have been in excel, since the 90s. Those budget/schedule spreadsheets have a ton of macros. One of our managers, who spent years making these workbooks, became an excel expert. He'd use it to design hardware and electronics. Here's an example: it's a test head interface connection diagram. If you look closely, you can see the hundreds of rows and columns along the edge.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
I heard this song today:
I have heard the lyrics a million times. But I noticed this time:
"In a bar in Toledo across from the depot"
So my question @HecticArt , where is the depot and what is the name of the bar?
I have heard the lyrics a million times. But I noticed this time:
"In a bar in Toledo across from the depot"
So my question @HecticArt , where is the depot and what is the name of the bar?