The Random Post Thread
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AI is here, time to obey our robot overlords!
When I saw this post on the last page. Right off the bat, I was thinking somebody will make a comment about me.
and yep I am right!
If you did it when I posted, you would've seen this
Tom Brady owns the New York Jets, says Google search
It told me someone named "Woody Johnson" owned them. But that sounds like a fake name.
So Tom Brady doesn't own the New York Jets?
These are some of my favorite Onion headlines from this year's daily calendar; it's easier to just post a list
Report: 76% Of Sleepaway Campers’ Parents Beginning Trial Separation
Patrick Ewing Donates Bucket Of Game Sweat To NBA Hall Of Fame
Older Prostitute Explains To Younger Prostitute Who Richard Belzer Is, What He Expects
Area Man, Woman Each Have Thorough List Of Why They Should Break Up On Standby
If The Founding Fathers Were Alive Today, They’d Be Too Fascinated By A Garbage Disposal To Do Anything
Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor
Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years
World Begins Another Day At Mercy Of 19-Year-Old Estonian Hacker
Wedding Vows Explicitly Mention Price Of Ceremony
Rest Of Evening Spent Declaring Asshole Not Going To Ruin Evening
Cracks In Facade Visible As Teen Enters Third Day Vacationing With Friend’s Family
Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches
Friend Takes Liberty Of Ordering $40 Worth Of Appetizers For Entire Table
Report: 76% Of Sleepaway Campers’ Parents Beginning Trial Separation
Patrick Ewing Donates Bucket Of Game Sweat To NBA Hall Of Fame
Older Prostitute Explains To Younger Prostitute Who Richard Belzer Is, What He Expects
Area Man, Woman Each Have Thorough List Of Why They Should Break Up On Standby
If The Founding Fathers Were Alive Today, They’d Be Too Fascinated By A Garbage Disposal To Do Anything
Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor
Budget Woes Force Heaven To Reduce Eternal Life To 500 Billion Years
World Begins Another Day At Mercy Of 19-Year-Old Estonian Hacker
Wedding Vows Explicitly Mention Price Of Ceremony
Rest Of Evening Spent Declaring Asshole Not Going To Ruin Evening
Cracks In Facade Visible As Teen Enters Third Day Vacationing With Friend’s Family
Pope Francis Recalls Starting Out At Some Real Shithole Churches
Friend Takes Liberty Of Ordering $40 Worth Of Appetizers For Entire Table
From the 2002 archives, this is my all time favorite Onion headline:
School Bully Not So Tough Since Being Molested
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This is either fascinating, or really depressing
http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/five-guys-take-same-photo-for-35-years/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/travel/article/five-guys-take-same-photo-for-35-years/index.html
I long for the day some hero among men will come along and make a video proving 5 Guy's fries are limp.
Oh wait...Could it be?...
