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So I have zero idea who the hell jordynjones is on Instagram (some mindless "influencer" no doubt), but she's hot. She's live now while driving around wherever she lives and she sort of reminds me of Julia Styles in a way.

I guess all the "cool" social media apps have a "here's who you should be following" page. These damn influencers who have zero reason to have millions of followers other than knowing the right moves.

I'm surprised Howard hasn't talked about her the way he goofed on that one person who didn't want to be in college.
 
If anyone's wondering, I just found out (maybe I knew and forgot), that Wheels died back in December. Apparently it was some sort of car accident situation.
 
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I was surprised to see this ad on Howard 100. With how much Stern bashes people who are a little TOO pro-Trump, this former crackhead could watch Trump stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot his family and still tell people to vote for him. I'd a thunk Stern would say 'No this guy can't advertise on my channel."
 
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I was surprised to see this ad on Howard 100. With how much Stern bashes people who are a little TOO pro-Trump, this former crackhead could watch Trump stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot his family and still tell people to vote for him. I'd a thunk Stern would say 'No this guy can't advertise on my channel."
That's interesting. I wonder if Howard has any say. I'm sure if a caller asked, he'd say he has nothing to do with the ads, that it's all Sirius.

I forget the name of that cheating site, but they kept doing those ads, way after there were accusations of wrongdoing.
 
It's even got the code 100 thing on it, which, to me, communicates at least a little okayness on the part of Stern, seeing it's his channel number. The code might as well be "Howard" or "Schmega"
 
OH! Thanks for clarifying.

I think Stern has said "the my pillow guy" a bunch of times, and that made me think they're the same person.
 
Whenever my office mate takes a week off, I listen to old Stern. In my 21 years of moving from a driving job to an office job, I've made it from Sept 1999 to April 2002. Currently on 4/17/02.

Corey Feldman is there with his 19 year old fiancée/tour manager (who he will marry in October, have a kid with, then they'll get divorced). He's also talking about the album he's about to release. That album includes a cover of John Lennon's "Imagine" that's so bad, I'd rather listen to Kenny G. Because his version sounds like he's trying to emulate a Kenny G song.

 
In my "high fives" thread over in music, I mentioned I like the Canadian early 90s band BTK. I'm listening to old Stern from 2002 and am reminded that they used to use my fav song from these guys in the background behind live commercials once in a while. I'm listening to a CT Screening commercial with this song in the background right now.



 
I'm listening to today's Fan Favorites and they're busting on Sal for wanting "a traction" when he really wanted a retraction on a story Page 69 did.

Howard: "Is there any other stories you want a traction on?"
 
Hahaha, that's one of the wife's favorite dopey sal moments, how many are there though, we were laughing about traction just last night? I don't want attraction with howard, I don't want attraction from robin, I don't want attraction gary, i don't want ahhhahhatrrraction.
 
Hahaha, that's one of the wife's favorite dopey sal moments, how many are there though, we were laughing about traction just last night? I don't want attraction with howard, I don't want attraction from robin, I don't want attraction gary, i don't want ahhhahhatrrraction.

But Howard said "Is there."

The staff was absolutely right not to bust his balls for that, even though it would have made for another moment.

Then again, Richard and Sal also do the "Me and..." thing so much.
 
This week on Sternthology, they're doing a "Stern Show A-Z" thing, which I think they've previously done.

With that said, they're playing D for "Derek from Texas." Eric wouldn't play a gay guy and he got goofed on. In today's world, he'd get most likely ragged on *for* playing a gay guy.
 
Can someone tell me the deal with Oprah? Maybe I don't understand her, as I was a kid in the 90s and am not female. Maybe I don't understand her because I'm not a fan of people who have overnight fame for no apparent reason. Ryan Seacrest is an example. Carson Daly, too. Ryan was a DJ in LA. Next thing you know, he's the host of American Idol, doing stuff with Dick Clark and being America's #1 annoying dbag. Carson Daly seems to be similar. He was doing an afternoon MTV show and now he's everywhere too.

It's more likely I don't understand her because Howard ranted about her so much.

If you want to confess? Have Oprah air a "special."

If you want a reunion TV show? Let Oprah do it.

Having a book launch? Talk to Oprah.

Here's what I understand about her in an un-PC, straightforward way. She was raped by her dad, she had a successful talk show, was in a movie and everyone loved her all of a sudden.
 
everyone loved her all of a sudden.
I can spend a lot of time and give you a more detailed answer, but it was more like 30 years, not all of a sudden. I agree that her reputation rose more quickly, but it was still 10 years or more. In the entertainment industry, it only takes a couple of years to earn whatever reputation you're gonna have.
 
I don't know much about it, but didn't her talk show start off in the same style as Geraldo/Springer/etc? And then evolve into a big positivity kiss-celebrity-ass mainstream-pandering smoochfest? Again, I don't really know, that's just been my understanding.
 
Howard 101 is playing a Match Game segment from double-you ENNNNNNNN be sea 1984 with fake versions of Brett Summers, Lou Ferrigno, Jerry Lewis, Michael Jackson and Loretta Lynn.

It's "Blank-a-doodle-do" and Howard is asking if they have cock. Michael Jackson said: "No women, a dude'll do."

Brett Summers with the "Hi Gene" line.

Howard: "Blank in boots. We're looking for puss. Do you have puss, Michael Jackson?"

The caller was Debbie and Howard asked if she ever went to Dallas...Debbie Does Dallas.
 
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