Watch Out For That...

[scotchandcigar]

Perhaps if you live in a town named Hazard, you should expect these kinds of things

'I was shocked at how bad it was:' Hazard residents react to flood

Saturday night, local first responders were mobilized to rescue residents affected by the heavy rainfall that impacted Perry County.

www.lex18.com

 

[sadchild]

I'm sure the Dukes will save the day doing something that's a little bit more than the law will allow

 

[Wolf]

The driver was right to stop before the crossing. But the truck pushed the SUV forward. But she could avoid the crash by kept driving over the tracks.

 

[scotchandcigar]

That certainly was a combination of stupid moves.

 

[Channel98]

I wonder where the lettuce came from. The Little Shop of Horrors, maybe?

Dodgers Pitcher Dustin May Nearly Died After Eating a Salad

Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Dustin May is opening up about nearly dying after he consumed a salad last summer, which caused a tear in his esophagus.

people.com

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Nothing good ever came from eating your vegetables.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Delivery driver rescued off Wellfleet island as waters flooded truck

A FedEx delivery truck driver got caught in high water on Lieutenant Island Road in Wellfleet. A UPS driver turned back.

www.capecodtimes.com

 

[sadchild]

When it absolutely, positively has to be floating across the Atlantic

 

[HecticArt]

FloodEx?

 

[Wolf]

Maybe a volleyball will wash up onto shore.

 

[HecticArt]

I forgot that Hanks worked for FedEx when he crashed that plane.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Never travel with Tom Hanks.

 

[sadchild]

No T.Hanks!

 

[Wolf]

Never travel with Tom Hanks.

I heard this joke quite a bit. I found this seriously in 9 films.

Don't Travel With Tom Hanks

 

[Channel98]

His patients should have realized he was phony as soon as they noticed his dental school diploma was printed at home and signed in crayon by a "Dr. Seuss."

Patient's Face Partially Paralyzed By Unlicensed Dentist Operating Out Of Home: Cops

Police say the unlicensed dentist injured multiple people, targeting the Hispanic community and those who were undocumented or without health insurance.

www.huffpost.com

 

[sadchild]

If they're looking for doctors who have a practice is in their house, I've got an OB/GYN for them.

 

[scotchandcigar]

Car hits barrier on Maryland highway, flies into oncoming traffic​

https://www.today.com/video/car-hits-barrier-on-maryland-highway-flies-into-oncoming-traffic-234686533918

 

[HecticArt]

That was BAD ASS!!!!!!!

 

[sadchild]

The Fast and the OH FUCKious

 

[HecticArt]

What are the odds that someone with a dash-cam would be at that exact spot at that exact time?

And the driver with the dash-cam gets praise. I mean, having the skill to swerve out of the flight path of the oncoming car while he was shitting his pants and screaming into his windshield takes a lot of coordination.