My one week anniversary of losing the big V. My first long-term girlfriend had CAV -- congenital absence of the vagina, a birth defect where the vagina is missing or underdeveloped. When I put my finger in, it would hit a wall at the 'end'. No uterus. No periods. She had exercises she did to push the wall back. We had fooled around in many other ways for a few months but then one night my roommate, his girlfriend, me and my girlfriend slept over my roommate's mother's house (she was away for the weekend). I hopped on top (no, not a foursome, pervert!) and though I couldn't go all the way in, let's just say it was good enough to create a condition that would have impregnated any other girl.
In my apartment, my roommate and I covered the walls with record flats (square posters the same size as a record jacket with album art on it, record stores put them on the walls and windows to promote new releases). Instead of TV, we had a shoebox full of casssingles (remember those? cassette singles!) and would basically take turns popping one in.
It was right around this time I bought my first CD. I got into the Red Hot Chili Peppers summer 1989 (thank you Steven Tyler on MTV), bought their 3rd album immediately. A month or two later their 4th album came out, bought that. Saw them live at a college in May 1990. Then I saw this CD...
..and I saw "3 Unreleased Cuts". WHAT?! MORE MUSIC?! NOT ON THE ALBUM?! So I bought it and gave it to a friend with a CD player to put it on tape for me.