Adventures In Koopland

For some unknown reason you all seem standoffish about my ball shaving updates so I'll just quote myself.

JHDK said:
It's been far too long since I've posted about everyone's favorite topic: ball shaving!

Really went at it today. Broke out both the clippers and razor. It was more or less the exact same thing as bushwhacking through the Amazon jungle. And I'm not even dating anyone at the moment. It was simply out of control and needed to be tamed. And for the sake of clarity because I know you all want specific details, when I say "ball shaving" that term covers the entire area, front to back. :roflmao:

Further updates as needed.
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For scientific purposes it's good to know this has to go down about every 2.5 months.

See you all in early February!
 
JHDK said:
For some unknown reason you all seem standoffish about my ball shaving updates so I'll just quote myself.



For scientific purposes it's good to know this has to go down about every 2.5 months.

See you all in early February!
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Perhaps if you used the hot wax drippings from one of your cheap-ass candles to give yourself a bikini wax, you'd get our attention.
 
I don't know why I'm guessing Koop goes to the doctor

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and says something like this? :laugh:

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So I'm dating this new girl and things are going quite well. She's from Uruguay and pretty new here...she has a green card and a job and car and place already so we're not in some type of 90 day situation (I know how you jerks think). Anyway I'm starting to really like this one. I dated more this year than I have since I was in my 20's and while all those were fun the spark wasn't really there. I think it may be here.

Anyway, she's super cute. As you all know, I can't go more than like an hour w/o bringing up something about the Eagles so this poor lady has already heard too much. Yesterday I got to her place and she pulled out her phone and showed me like flashcard pics of Jalen, Miles, DeVonta and other starters and named them all. She took the time to study the roster. And then she proceeded to tell me about the rules of the game. I think this one may be a keeper.

And thank God she's not a soccer fan. I'm all about learning and participating in aspects of her culture but that is a fundamentally moral line I simply can not cross. For example, there's this tea called Mate that apparently is a big thing over there. It's basically loose tea grinds you dump in a clay bowl and drink out of it with a metal straw that has a strainer at the bottom so you don't suck up all the grinds. It's not good. But I'm happy to drink some tea to show I'm game.

Also, here's a fun fact. Did you know most people from Uruguay are pretty much white? I didn't. This Latina girl is more or less whiter than I. And she has the perfect Spanish accent. It's super cute and somewhat heavy but you can understand everything she says and never have to say, "what?" after she talks.

Only downside is she's in Hialeah, which is like 30 miles south of me...It's right by Miami. She's more than willing to come to my place but I live like a complete slob so I don't want her over here until I do a deep clean. As a result I've been making the 60 mile round trip like everyday.
 
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HecticArt said:
Are you moving into the place at your work?
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December 30th will mark me being at this new gig for 3 months. On Friday my boss came to my property and we had a great chat. Among what we talked about was on site housing. She said that she can't 100% guarantee it but she is very confident that she will have a condo for me at 1 of 2 properties by March or April. One is in Tamarac and the other in North Lauderdale. I'm already in Tamarac and I really like working that property so I'm hoping for that one. The woman who currently lives there is taking a leave of absence and the prevailing thought is she may not be coming back so that would be great for me. And even if it winds up being the N. Lauderdale location that is still very close to where I am now. It's one town over, right by the Walmart I go to like every week...but the property isn't as nice.

HecticArt said:
Have fun, and take your time.
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Yea, I'm not good at that. When I fall, I fall hard. And if things keep going this way it looks like I'll be falling hard pretty soon. Good news is she seems to be game for the same thing. Unlike the last one I fell hard for (that I talked about here a million times) where I was way more into her than she was into me...the way we feel about each other seems pretty equal so far.

Ha. I've already thought about how I could have her move in with me and we would basically be living for free. The timing would work out because we'd be dating for like 4 or 5 months when the place is ready. Rent on site is only about $400/month for a 2/2. With a gf in the picture that gets cut in half.
 
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Well shit.

I think I may be in love.

I'm like 100% if I say it she'd say it back...but that's a really big step.

I guess I'm on track to grow old with a sexy Uruguayan.

But don't doubt my ability to fuck shit up. 2021 taught me that...like 3 separate times.

I'm gonna make a real effort to not do that with Laura tho.
 
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