Celebrities Who Thought They Could Sing

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Maureen McCormick's Brady Bunch character was Marcia, not Marsha. One of the contestants in the 15th season of RuPaul's Drag Race was a drag queen known as Marcia Marcia Marcia, portrayed by Antoni Porowski, a New York actor who has appeared in productions of Kinky Boots, Newsies and Hello, Dolly!

 
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Once upon time, there was a little girl named Nicole Escovedo. Her father is Peter Escovedo, brother of singer/drummer Sheila E. When Nicole was five, her parents couldn't afford to care for her. Lionel Richie and his wife became her guardians and eventually adopted her. Nicole Richie became a successful actor, writer and fashion designer. Unfortunately, she also thought she could sing. Dandelion came out in 2007:



It was going to be included on an album but Nicole didn't get around to recording an album until 2020 – and Dandelion is not on it. She called herself Nikki Fre$h and the album is Unearthed. It should have stayed buried. Here is U.G.L.Y.:

 
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We might have a candidate for 'worst of all time' for this thread.

If people think Phil Collins trying to be Mexican in "Illegal Alien" is inappropriate, Steven Seagal released an album in 2004 with this reggae/dancehall song on it:



Not only is he (very poorly) trying to be Jamaican:

Me love the way you walk sometimes
The way you talk is so hot
Now you know let's have a shot of rum
Then me can make you come...
...with me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'


But it's crass:
(blue is Steven, purple is female reggae singer)

Girl, what you really want all night?
Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night?

Me want the punani, see for make me nice

And yes he did want the punani...

'He was a predator':
May 28, 2021 — Seagal was accused of sexual misconduct by a number of women, including Jenny McCarthy, who said he harassed her at an audition in 1995
 

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Year: 1985

The Wrestlers– Land Of 1.000 Dances 4:34
Junkyard Dog (2)– Grab Them Cakes 3:27
Derringer (2)– Real American 3:22
Jimmy Hart– Eat Your Hart Out Rick Springfield 3:06
'Captain' Lou Albano– Captain Lou's History Of Music/Captain Lou 3:32
W.W.F. All Stars– Hulk Hogan's Theme 3:56
'Rowdy' Roddy Piper– For Everybody 2:44
Gene Okerlund– Tutti Frutti 2:02
Hillbilly Jim– Don't Go Messin' With A Country Boy 2:15
Nikolai Volkoff– Cara Mia 2:10
 

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Year: 1985

The Wrestlers– Land Of 1.000 Dances 4:34
Junkyard Dog (2)– Grab Them Cakes 3:27
Derringer (2)– Real American 3:22
Jimmy Hart– Eat Your Hart Out Rick Springfield 3:06
'Captain' Lou Albano– Captain Lou's History Of Music/Captain Lou 3:32
W.W.F. All Stars– Hulk Hogan's Theme 3:56
'Rowdy' Roddy Piper– For Everybody 2:44
Gene Okerlund– Tutti Frutti 2:02
Hillbilly Jim– Don't Go Messin' With A Country Boy 2:15
Nikolai Volkoff– Cara Mia 2:10
Still better than 95 entries on the currrent Hot 100.
 

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Kim Zolciak appeared on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta from 2008 to 2012. She's released four singles. She shouldn't have released any. Her first single, Tardy For The Party (2009), includes these brilliant lyrics:

Don't, don't be tardy for the party (whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)
Don't, don't be tardy for the party (whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)
Do-do-don't be tardy for the party (whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)
Don't, don't be tardy for the party (whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh)

Here is the horrible song and the horrible video:

 
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