Drunk Posts Go Here

[JHDK]

im just tacking straight shots from a bottle now. things need to improve.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

im just tacking straight shots from a bottle now. things need to improve.

You think straight shots from the bottle will trigger this improvement?

 

[scotchandcigar]

You think straight shots from the bottle will trigger this improvement?

I think he made the 2nd statement because of the 1st statement.

 

[JHDK]

life has gotten widely out of control.

i need to reign things back in.

this may take a few days.

 

[HecticArt]

Get your shit together.
Throw up some more.
Get your ass back to some meetings.

 

[JHDK]

im relatively sure im gonna die

someone needs check in in athena.

i left her enough food for like 3 days. and bag is out so imagine she can find her way to chawl through it. its like 6lbs.

things are rough

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

why don't you just stop drinking?

 

[HecticArt]

The German American Fest is back!
After a year off, it kicks off tonight.
I get to break out the silly hat, drink some nice beers, and eat way too much.
Drinking tonight, and serving beer Saturday and Sunday.
I love my people.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Gotta love the germans.

 

[HecticArt]

Yeah, it’s best not to mention any of the wars.
My family came over here before WW I, so we nothing to do with any of that shiz.

 

[HecticArt]

I love my people.

 

[scotchandcigar]

I didn't know this existed until I saw a commercial on TV. Seems like an alcoholic's dream.

Let the drinks come to you.​

Beer, wine and liquor delivered in under 60 minutes.​

https://drizly.com/

 

[HecticArt]

When it came out, I didn’t picture it lasting very long. It seemed like way too many things could go wrong.

 

[scotchandcigar]

We've been watching episodes of Hawaii Life on HGTV. I decided to take a shot of an awesome Tennessee whiskey every time someone says "lanai". I'm pretty trashed.

 

[HecticArt]

And on a school night.....

What's the matter, don't they have lanai on the east coast?

We don't have any lanai here.

Lanai. That's a funny word.
Lanai.
Lanai.
Lanai.

 

[sadchild]

Paul Simon sang about it.

Lanai lanai *crash* Lie lanai nai lie lanai

 

[HecticArt]

Don’t yell. I think Scotch is sleeping it off on his Lanai.

 

[sadchild]

Is he sleeping next to Lanai Anderson?

 

[scotchandcigar]

Is he sleeping next to Lanai Anderson?

 

[scotchandcigar]

What's the matter, don't they have lanai on the east coast?

We don't have any lanai here.

Lanai. That's a funny word.
Lanai.
Lanai.
Lanai.

Florida has lanais too, that's it. Everyone else has porches, decks, patios, gazebos, and sunrooms. It's like palmetto bugs.