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JHDK said:
I like the later Chris Guest movies better like Waiting for Guffman or Best in Show.
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"If you get tired [driving], pull over. If you get hungry, eat something." That's my favorite line from Best In Show just because it was so absurd and unnecessary to say. My favorite Christopher Guest movie is this one:

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It didn't amaze me that people fell for it. A friend said he's showing his boys some great movies and I threw in tap. I told him whichever boy gets the gag first you'll know which we be less prone to being fooled. And the other one, well
 
Im on a bender to end all benders. pretty sure its cold sweats and me wanting to die but i have 1.5 handles of whisky left so i can put that off for a while.

I should probably drink a glass of water.
 
my face and body hurts and i think i'm probably going to die come over and take care of Athena cause shes the only thing in the world i love.
 
i really want to eat like 1000 cheeseburgers right now but it's probably not a good idea for me to drive
 
'get alcohol tonight?' haha, he's had plenty already little one. Classic. So many times, so many times.
 
pretty sure i'm going into hibernation for like a week. if you guys don't hear from me for about 7 days it may be a good idea to call someone.

btw's you all know that's a joke right? more or less everything i say around here is a joke.
 
JHDK said:
pretty sure i'm going into hibernation for like a week. if you guys don't hear from me for about 7 days it may be a good idea to call someone.

btw's you all know that's a joke right? more or less everything i say around here is a joke.
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That's kind of like a morbid thought I sometimes have. If my health were horrible and I was dying, I'd let you good folks know. But if I suddenly perished, you guys would never know about it, and you'd be left wondering what happened to Aaron.
 
Aaron said:
That's kind of like a morbid thought I sometimes have. If my health were horrible and I was dying, I'd let you good folks know. But if I suddenly perished, you guys would never know about it, and you'd be left wondering what happened to Aaron.
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Based on past DRC experience, we'd assume you were in prison. Either that or you've fallen into the same time-space vortex as Memebag, Evil Ernie, Casual Fan, and MadisonRadio.
 
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