I think the part about the stuffed toys alone is sickeningly obvious and mostly unnecessary. The rest of it is because the guy just likes to pontificate. Anyone he puts in care of his precious pet knows all this stuff already.
Then you certainly wouldn't take it for less than $500.
But here's the thing. The dog simply joins our family of 2 dogs, and Mrs. Scotch gets a 50% bonus for the week, while she does her regular job. The dog either sits in the house with our dogs, gets fed with our dogs, goes out with our dogs, or goes on a hike with our dogs. It's basically free money. Plus it provides entertainment for us (DRC).