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JHDK

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I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna end things.

My aunt Sally (my mom's sis) tells me she combs over but she looks like she has a full head. Maybe it's different because she's a woman. My mom wore a wig at the end but she had major medical issues. My uncle tells me he has spots but he doesn't, he's just trying to be nice to us. He's like 65 and has a full head of hair. Life sucks.

Kidding btw. But it is depressing. I used to be a hippie w/shoulder length hair that my dad hated.

I know I posted this a few days ago but it's on my (bald ass) mind...


Shining, gleaming, dreaming, flaxing waxing!
 
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HecticArt

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Keep playing the stock market right, and you'll have that Bezos kinda bank.
But in the meantime, you should keep buying the 94 cent candles.
Chicks don't like poor bald guys with smelly apartments.
 
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JHDK

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Single life kinda sucks.

I've been pretty honest about my dating life...the last one I mentioned has come to an end, and so I'm a single guy again.

IDK, I'm not sure if it's the banging I like or the human connection...probably a mix of the both.

IDK guys, sometimes I think I'm gonna be single forever...but then again, the old man found his broad and had me at 56...so maybe there's hope.

Hope is the thing with mother fucking feathers...my favorite poem:

BY EMILY DICKINSON
“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.
 
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JHDK

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so i just threw sheets on my bed because im civilized.

also before that i hadnt had a girl here in a while so i was going bareback.

its nice to have sheets.
 

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Word association game:

When I hear "mattress with no sheet", my first thought is "crack house".

Photo taken in an actual crack house featured below