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It's all about the confidence.
A shaved head and several billion dollars can go a long way with chicks.
I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna end things.
My aunt Sally (my mom's sis) tells me she combs over but she looks like she has a full head. Maybe it's different because she's a woman. My mom wore a wig at the end but she had major medical issues. My uncle tells me he has spots but he doesn't, he's just trying to be nice to us. He's like 65 and has a full head of hair. Life sucks.
Kidding btw. But it is depressing. I used to be a hippie w/shoulder length hair that my dad hated.
I know I posted this a few days ago but it's on my (bald ass) mind...
Shining, gleaming, dreaming, flaxing waxing!
My aunt Sally (my mom's sis) tells me she combs over but she looks like she has a full head. Maybe it's different because she's a woman. My mom wore a wig at the end but she had major medical issues. My uncle tells me he has spots but he doesn't, he's just trying to be nice to us. He's like 65 and has a full head of hair. Life sucks.
Kidding btw. But it is depressing. I used to be a hippie w/shoulder length hair that my dad hated.
I know I posted this a few days ago but it's on my (bald ass) mind...
Shining, gleaming, dreaming, flaxing waxing!
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IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
That's what I've always heard too. My grandpop (mom's dad) had hair till he died at like 85. So who knows.
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
Keep playing the stock market right, and you'll have that Bezos kinda bank.
But in the meantime, you should keep buying the 94 cent candles.
Chicks don't like poor bald guys with smelly apartments.
But in the meantime, you should keep buying the 94 cent candles.
Chicks don't like poor bald guys with smelly apartments.
Single life kinda sucks.
I've been pretty honest about my dating life...the last one I mentioned has come to an end, and so I'm a single guy again.
IDK, I'm not sure if it's the banging I like or the human connection...probably a mix of the both.
IDK guys, sometimes I think I'm gonna be single forever...but then again, the old man found his broad and had me at 56...so maybe there's hope.
Hope is the thing with mother fucking feathers...my favorite poem:
BY EMILY DICKINSON
“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -
And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -
I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.
I've been pretty honest about my dating life...the last one I mentioned has come to an end, and so I'm a single guy again.
IDK, I'm not sure if it's the banging I like or the human connection...probably a mix of the both.
IDK guys, sometimes I think I'm gonna be single forever...but then again, the old man found his broad and had me at 56...so maybe there's hope.
Hope is the thing with mother fucking feathers...my favorite poem:
BY EMILY DICKINSON
“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -
And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -
I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.
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I don't think I've ever slept on a bed without sheets on it. I'd think that would be less comfortable?
Word association game:
When I hear "mattress with no sheet", my first thought is "crack house".
Photo taken in an actual crack house featured below
When I hear "mattress with no sheet", my first thought is "crack house".
Photo taken in an actual crack house featured below
You snuck into Koop's bedroom?Word association game:
When I hear "mattress with no sheet", my first thought is "crack house".
Photo taken in an actual crack house featured below
IdRatherBeSkiing
Sherbert is NOT and NEVER WILL BE ice cream.
7.5 months later and it was time for me to fill out those coin rolls again. This time I had $64 worth. But I also had another $10 of mixed change that wasn't enough to fill rolls so that's a good start to my next collection. Screw you Coinstar, you're not getting 12%.
And this $64 is more than enough for me to pick up Mario Golf that comes out this Friday...because I'm a child who sits around and plays videogames...but hey, "free" videogames are more fun to play.
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It's always fun to turn in the old change.
With the COVID thing keeping us at home for the last year and a half, I haven't been out spending much cash, so I haven't been building much of a change reserve.
My bank will throw my loose change in their counting machine for free, so I don't have to mess around with the rolls anymore.
With the COVID thing keeping us at home for the last year and a half, I haven't been out spending much cash, so I haven't been building much of a change reserve.
My bank will throw my loose change in their counting machine for free, so I don't have to mess around with the rolls anymore.
I build up a ton of change on my Disney trips. I had like $15 in my car's ashtray alone. It was so full that I had to jostle it to get it to close properly.
Yea, you mentioned that last time. I'm jealous, it took about half an hour for me to roll it all. Also that noise the Coinstar machine makes when you dump in all the change is very satisfying. But not 12% worth of satisfaction.
Sorry. Sometimes reruns happen.
Hell no. That's too much. I'm more cheap than I am lazy.
When I used to roll my own, I'd do it while I was watching TV
The fun and satisfaction comes from taking something that wasn't worth anything, and turning it into something you do something cool with.