The Random Post Thread

[memebag]

Last night I encountered a case of "sidewalk rage". I was walking on a sidewalk in an outdoor mall, on my way to the movies (so I hadn't had anything to drink yet, important point). I was on the right side of the sidewalk. A man and woman were coming the other way. I stayed to the right but made sure to get right up against the edge so they would have plenty of room.

They might have been leaving the theater, so maybe they had been drinking.

I hear the guy cursing after they pass. He keeps doing it, so I turn around to see who he is cursing and he's cursing me.

It just struck me that this sounds like a Koop post.

I was shocked. I asked the guy why he was mad and he update have gone around them. I wanted to talk to him some more, but he kept backing up faster and faster once I started walking toward him. He told me not to come any closer or he would kick my ass. I didn't want that, so I just stood there while he walked away.

There is a little patio next to the sidewalk where people eat and drink at the movie theater. I turned to ask the people in there if they knew why he was so mad and they seemed as bewildered as I was.

It was exciting, and a bad bad part of me wished he would have tried to kick my ass. It's been a very long time since I've been in a fight. I once considered myself a pacifist, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[HecticArt]

I hate stupid people.

I'll step over as far as I can, like you did, but if they hog the walk and don't make at least some effort to share the path, I rather enjoy bumping a little manners into them.

 

[JHDK]

Last night I encountered a case of "sidewalk rage". I was walking on a sidewalk in an outdoor mall, on my way to the movies (so I hadn't had anything to drink yet, important point). I was on the right side of the sidewalk. A man and woman were coming the other way. I stayed to the right but made sure to get right up against the edge so they would have plenty of room.

They might have been leaving the theater, so maybe they had been drinking.

I hear the guy cursing after they pass. He keeps doing it, so I turn around to see who he is cursing and he's cursing me.

It just struck me that this sounds like a Koop post.

I was shocked. I asked the guy why he was mad and he update have gone around them. I wanted to talk to him some more, but he kept backing up faster and faster once I started walking toward him. He told me not to come any closer or he would kick my ass. I didn't want that, so I just stood there while he walked away.

There is a little patio next to the sidewalk where people eat and drink at the movie theater. I turned to ask the people in there if they knew why he was so mad and they seemed as bewildered as I was.

It was exciting, and a bad bad part of me wished he would have tried to kick my ass. It's been a very long time since I've been in a fight. I once considered myself a pacifist, but now I'm not so sure.

we should meet and discuss this in a publix parking lot.

 

[blyons200]

Last night I encountered a case of "sidewalk rage". I was walking on a sidewalk in an outdoor mall, on my way to the movies (so I hadn't had anything to drink yet, important point). I was on the right side of the sidewalk. A man and woman were coming the other way. I stayed to the right but made sure to get right up against the edge so they would have plenty of room.

They might have been leaving the theater, so maybe they had been drinking.

I hear the guy cursing after they pass. He keeps doing it, so I turn around to see who he is cursing and he's cursing me.

It just struck me that this sounds like a Koop post.

I was shocked. I asked the guy why he was mad and he update have gone around them. I wanted to talk to him some more, but he kept backing up faster and faster once I started walking toward him. He told me not to come any closer or he would kick my ass. I didn't want that, so I just stood there while he walked away.

There is a little patio next to the sidewalk where people eat and drink at the movie theater. I turned to ask the people in there if they knew why he was so mad and they seemed as bewildered as I was.

It was exciting, and a bad bad part of me wished he would have tried to kick my ass. It's been a very long time since I've been in a fight. I once considered myself a pacifist, but now I'm not so sure.

Should of beat his ass

 

[memebag]

Should of beat his ass

Have.

 

[semipenguin]

 

[semipenguin]

 

[blyons200]

Is that Michael Jackson?

 

[HecticArt]

It's a car crash.

 

[semipenguin]

Is that Michael Jackson?

I dunno. I think it's a woman that looks a lot like Michael Jackson

 

[JHDK]

Nurse: “Simple Remedy For Acid Reflux Relief"

Surgeons Are Now Calling This A "Death Food"

don't click on that link, it's just a dumb ad.

idk what i searched or clicked or whatever but i can not escape this freaking "death food" ad. i see it at least 5 or 6 times a day and even my adblockers are powerless to its advances. it's starting to drive me crazy.

 

[HecticArt]

If sushi kills me,
I'll die fat, happy, and with fish breath.

 

[blyons200]

Nurse: “Simple Remedy For Acid Reflux Relief"

Surgeons Are Now Calling This A "Death Food"

don't click on that link, it's just a dumb ad.

idk what i searched or clicked or whatever but i can not escape this freaking "death food" ad. i see it at least 5 or 6 times a day and even my adblockers are powerless to its advances. it's starting to drive me crazy.

If sushi kills me,
I'll die fat, happy, and with fish breath.

Man I love me some high quality sushi/sashimi. That looks like tuna, my favorite.

 

[HecticArt]

I'm on a salmon kick lately.

 

[JHDK]

The Onion ‏@TheOnion 28s28 seconds ago
"You’re lapping it all up, just like the dickless little bitch you are." http://trib.al/D6cjDak

i've gotten back into a reading kick lately and this made me laugh.

 

[HecticArt]

 

[JHDK]

remember this?

well i saw a cat walking around my building a few days ago so i put some food out for it for yesterday and today and it found the dish tonight. idk, i just feel kinda bad for of the little guy. my dumb cat is living the life of riley and is still an asshole most of the time. now that i know it knows where to find food ill have to start putting some out every day or ill feel bad that it came by all hungry and i left it hanging. so i basically have a second cat now but im determined to just feed it outside and not bring it in. lets see how long that lasts. im well on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady.

any day now...

well since i posted that i've been feeding that dumb cat pretty much every day. i doubt i missed more than 7 days total. anyway, now the cat has a limp. my neighbor told me about it and i just saw it for myself a few mins ago. so now i feel bad. the poor cat usually just runs off after eating my food but today it limped over to a neighbors patio and just chilled for awhile. so i don't know what to do. i guess i'm going to have to try and catch it and take it to a vet. it wont let me anywhere near it so i found a humane trap on amazon for $25. i'm going to wait a week, see if it gets any better and if not i guess i'll buy the trap.

 

[memebag]

You know those crazy ladies with 70 cats in flea ridden houses you see on the news sometimes? They all started this way.

 

[blyons200]

You know those crazy ladies with 70 cats in flea ridden houses you see on the news sometimes? They all started this way.

I have random cats come over to my house every so often. I don't feed them but I pet them if they let me.
Do the same thing with chicks. If you feed them they'll never leave.

 

[JHDK]

have any of you ever been in a helicopter?

i had an appointment to ride one in hawaii once but like 2 days before it was supposed to happen there was a family emergency and the whole trip was cut short.