Adventures In Koopland

Well since south FL buildings fall over these days my HOA is having an inspector coming in on the 11th. He will be checking every unit over a few days. That will delay both my glorious return to Disney (I was planning to go on the 9th) and signing my will. They left a note saying if someone isn't here to let him in they will have a locksmith on hand to basically break in. I don't trust anyone coming in my place with Athena if I'm not here so I'll have to be around to greet the guy.

Maybe I'll just go for 1 night from the 9th to 10th and then head back on the 16th for the will and another Disney stop.
 
I used to do a lot of assessments at schools. For the most part at an apartment building, they will be walking around looking for cracks in the drywall, doors that don't close right because the building has settled, or signs of water damage.

Most of their time will probably be spent in the basement checking the foundations and outside looking for cracks, walls that aren't straight, and more water damage.
 
HecticArt said:
Most of their time will probably be spent in the basement
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Good call but they won't be checking basements since those aren't a thing down here being so close to sea level and all.

Overall though I am happy they're doing it. Watching that really fancy condo building, like 10 yards from the beach, fall over has made me think obout my place. It's only 3 stories but it's nowhere near as upscale as a Miami beachfront property.
 
Basements, foundations, same same.
It's always good to have things checked out, but your 3 story building has a lot less to worry about than a 12 story building.
 
Hide your stash for the inspection. Given this is likely coming from a legal cover your ass inspection, I anticipate they would look everywhere. The sheriff will also likely be on hand.
 
Aunt Sally turns 65 or maybe 66 on the 13th. Aunt Kath turns 73 or something like that on the 27th.

What the fuck do you buy 60 something fam members? I need advice. Some sort of Amazon shit I can get delivered to them.

Help me out guys.
 
That's no help...one broad who loves our enemy and another who rants in a car movie scene.

dude..help me out here.
 
The first thing I would do is actually know how old they are going to be. The details are important.

Gift certificates to a restaurant.
 
Three months ago I bought a copy of National Geographic Greatest Landscapes: Stunning Photographs That Inspire and Astonish for a family member who was turning 70. She loves it! She's keeping it on her living-room table so anyone who visits will be able to look at it. I bought a copy for myself too. I highly recommend it. And, lucky you, it's available from Amazon.


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i gotta share something w u guys..i had my dad record stories abt his life back in 2017. like audio recorded. i got it taped on like 4 separate micro sd cards and hard drives to not lose it. it was all about his growing up in indonsia as a dutchman and the fucking death camp. and a bunch abt the war. this is the first time im listening to it since recording. it's making me hardcore weep. i never missed a man more.

also didnt know he had such an accent...never really heard it but now i do. dude...be better at english. i mean ur an american now.
 
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JHDK said:
i gotta share something w u guys..i had my dad record stories abt his life back in 2017. like audio recorded. i got it taped on like 4 separate micro sd cards and hard drives to not lose it. it was all about his growing up in indonsia as a dutchman and the fucking death camp. and a bunch abt the war. this is the first time im listening to it since recording. it's making me hardcore weep. i never missed a man more.

also didnt know he had such an accent...never really heard it but now i do. dude...be better at english. i mean ur an american now.
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He probably always had it. You were just used to it. Now you are not.
 
It's been far too long since I've posted about everyone's favorite topic: ball shaving!

Really went at it today. Broke out both the clippers and razor. It was more or less the exact same thing as bushwhacking through the Amazon jungle. And I'm not even dating anyone at the moment. It was simply out of control and needed to be tamed. And for the sake of clarity because I know you all want specific details, when I say "ball shaving" that term covers the entire area, front to back. :roflmao:

Further updates as needed.
 
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