Adventures In Koopland

scotchandcigar said:
And now I know your girlfriend's name, but I still don't know IRBS's name.
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It's Syrup McMounty. I thought we all knew that.

Also, maybe I mentioned this here before (I lose track of what I tell you guys and what I tell people irl) but apparently I can't say her name. In Spanish it's pronounced like Lau-D-a. I swear that's how I hear it. But she tells me there's no D in it (hehe, except my d. hehe). But really it's a thing that has become a joke with us. I can't say my gf's name.
 
WolFyre said:
See we said it too each other. Now say it to her, sweep off her feet and take her to a soccer game. :p

My partner and I have been together for 16 months now. I was the one that I said "I love you" like in week 3.
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Is marriage in the cards?
 
Also, now that I think abt this, I hate this guy Wolf. Some AZ desert guy swoops in and steals the true love of my life? And woos you with soccer and a dog?

This is unacceptable. I have to formulate a plan to win you back.

My gears are turning.
 
JHDK said:
Is marriage in the cards?
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I wouldn't mind. I have talked to him about it and I got the hint, he's not interested in getting married. Mostly due to joint credit, splitting things up and experience from his former partner.

JHDK said:
Also, now that I think abt this, I hate this guy Wolf. Some AZ desert guy swoops in and steals the true love of my life? And woos you with soccer and a dog?

This is unacceptable. I have to formulate a plan to win you back.

My gears are turning.
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My partner not into sports and I loved him before I met his dog. Plus we joked, we kind of switched dogs. My dog hangs out more with him and his hangs out with me.
 
JHDK said:
Also, maybe I mentioned this here before (I lose track of what I tell you guys and what I tell people irl) but apparently I can't say her name. In Spanish it's pronounced like Lau-D-a. I swear that's how I hear it. But she tells me there's no D in it (hehe, except my d. hehe). But really it's a thing that has become a joke with us. I can't say my gf's name.
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(Apologies to IRBS in advance)
 
BTW, I saw on the news last night that one of the venues at the Beijing Olympics has been renamed Cadillac Arena, which is funny, because Chinese people can't say it.

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Big news! There is an apartment available for me at work. My boss told me "it's yours if you want it". Now I am very tempted but there are a bunch of questions that need to be answered first. It's at a property that is like 3 miles from my current place and it's right next to my Walmart so that's nice. I'll save so much in gas and wear and tear on the RAV. But it's at a property I've never been to, let alone seen the apartment yet. And it's in North Lauderdale, which while close to me, is not as nice a town as Tamarac. But it's not at all in the bad part of that town (I've rode my bike through the bad parts and they are rough). It's basically still Tamarac and in a business district area so I'm not really worried about crime or whatever. The Tamarac Public Storage location is nicer, that's not up for debate, but there is a woman living there right now. She is on leave at the moment but I think she'll be coming back because she's a single mom who lives with her 2 kids there. One of the kids goes to school directly across the street so she'd be dumb to give it up. But then again, if she does, that place would be mine. She could give it up in a month or 3 years...I just don't know. But I am friends with her so after I see the North Lauderdale spot I'm simply going to call and explain all this and ask what her plans are at the moment. Hopefully she'll be truthful with me.

Also there has been talk of Laura moving in with me there. We dig each other and that would be a huge step in our relationship...and make the place practically free. It's already cheaper than what I pay now, splitting that would be something.

Anyway my boss is coming into my location tomorrow to talk about it so I'll report back. I'm really interested in seeing both the apartment and property in person. Cause when you take the apartment you also become the full time manager of the property so if the property sucks, that makes things rough. Once I see it I will be much more clear on what decision to make.
 
It is so freaking cheap. They take $2.50/hour out of my pay when I take the place. I work 38 hour weeks so that works out to $95/week or $380/month. All utilities except internet are included so figure internet will be abt $100/month and that makes my rent $480/month. Right now I pay really cheap rent but this is $100 cheaper for a place the same size w/o a roommate. Plus I can move out at any time and keep my job. With Laura rent would be $240/month hahahah...I don't think rent is even that cheap in like Haiti hah.

The woman currently living there should be out by today and if that's the case my boss said she'd take me to see it tomorrow. And I witnessed with another apartment how in between tenants they get a crew in there to paint the walls and fix everything so that's nice.

I'm very excited. Still need to see it though. That will be huge towards me making the final decision.
 
Stop the presses!!!

MAJOR BALL SHAVING UPDATE!

So turns out the gf is into me to just getting rid of everything down there. So fuck it. I'm gonna take a razor and go to town. I mean I expect the same from her and I don't really give a shit one way or the other so why not? This will be a first though. PM me for pics. I'm sure my inbox is about to be flooded with requests.

However, I do expect something like this to occur when all is said and done:

 
Damn Koop we don't want any images!

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